Miss BG: Isn’t Santa great? He knew EXACTLY what to get me!
Miss BG: *Jumping up and down* One Direction!
Master BG: *Sighing* When AM I going to find the time to read?
Master BG (to his Dad): I love that you work in a library and you’re a guitarist which is really cool and Mum works (where I work) in Melbourne, and that makes me the coolest kid…